Monday, December 31, 2018

Soap

I started my new diet in order to manage my psoriasis. I've done pretty well with that so far. I haven't applied medication in months and there is only a mild indication of my disease. Occasionally the psoriasis will flare up, but usually it's a result of eating something I shouldn't (like a chocolate bar).

In this whole process, the key thing I learned is that I my disease is sensitive to stress, and there are 4 sources of stress in my life. Food and environment, exercise (or lack thereof), sleep (or lack thereof), and work. My changed diet has helped to manage a huge portion of my stress by eliminating foods which stress my body out (i.e. eliminating foods which cause an inflammatory response). Getting a CPAP helped significantly with my sleep, but I still do not get enough quality sleep, yet. I get moderate exercise (30 minutes at least twice a week) so my body puts out hormones which help me counteract other sources of stress (e.g. work).

Changing my diet helped tremendously with my psoriasis, but I haven't seen a complete remission. Earlier in this process I was nearly to the point of no longer needing medication, but my psoriasis wasn't clearing up enough, yet. I was pretty sure that I had eliminated all inflammatory foods from my diet so I was searching for other things in my environment which might be causing a reaction.

One day I was looking for soap for my shower and I noticed that the bar soap I usually buy employs "sodium palm kernelate" as a primary ingredient. The word "kernel" means seed, which suggested to me that it was actually a palm seed oil. I looked it up and sure enough, it's derived from palm seed oil.

Uh oh.

I looked at all of the other bar soaps on the shelves, including those for sensitive skin, and found that all of them use "sodium palm kernelate". Ugh. It must be an industry-wide standard which is significantly cheaper than beef tallow.

So I immediately switched to using body washes. But it took a while to find one which didn't appear to use a pro-inflammatory ingredient. I started to see further improvement in my symptoms. Up until this point I was using medication weekly, although at a lower dosage than I use to. After my switch to a body wash I would now apply meds about once per month.

But I didn't stop searching for a better body wash. One day I decided to look through Amazon and see what kinds of unscented body washes were available and compatible with my diet. There were hundreds of options, but to my amazement almost none of them were entirely compatible with my diet. They almost always use some sort of corn-derived ingredients, soy-derived ingredients, or nut, seed, or kernel oils (for example, "shea butter" is a kernel oil).
However, most of the way through the search results I was able to find a single option which fit the bill for me: Alevia Ensymatic Body Cleanse.

After switching to that as my body wash I no longer apply medication at all. I haven't for at least 4 months now. As mentioned earlier, I still have some symptoms, but I expect that those are related to other stresses in my life (e.g. low sleep quality and work stress).

Monday, December 24, 2018

Blueberry Lemonade Smoothie

Blueberries have a more-delicate flavor to them than grapes or strawberries. I found that they are easily overwhelmed by lime. Consequently, lemons work better for this paring than limes do.

Tools

  • Professional blender with jar

Ingredients

  • Lemon juice from 1-2 medium lemons (or 1 large lemon), depending on desired tartness
  • 6 oz blueberries
  • 1/2 to 1 fully ripe avocado
  • Approximately 3 to 8 heaping tablespoons cane sugar, depending on desired sweetness
  • Ice
  • Water
  • Optional: desired amount of unflavored protein/collagen powder
  • Optional:1-2 tablespoons Honey

Directions

  1. Add the cane sugar to the blender jar. I typically pour until the pile of sugar covers the top of the central post that holds the blade in the Blendtec. You can adjust this to your own preferred sweetness level.
  2. Add/Prepare the protein/collagen powder
    1. If using a brand of protein/collagen powder that doesn't clump in cold water, add the protein/collagen powder to the mixture in the blender. (I prefer to use 2 scoops from this brand.)
    2. If using a brand of protein/collagen powder that does clump in water, mix the protein/collagen powder with about 16 oz. of (preferably cool or cold) water following the directions on the container and set the mixture aside. (I use 3 scoops from this powder.)
  3. Add the avocado.
  4. Optional: if you find this smoothie to be too tart, add the honey.
  5. Add the blueberries and lemon juice
  6. Add about 500-750 milliliters of ice. (I add until the ice level reaches the top of the Blendtec logo.) Add less ice if you want more potent flavor.
  7. Add water (or the mixture from step 6.2) until the fluid level is about an inch below the top of the ice.
  8. Set aside an additional glass/cup with cold water.
  9. Blend until smooth. (The Blendtec has a "smoothie" button for this.)
    1. Warning: If the blender starts to struggle or spin freely--meaning the blender is running but the smoothie mixture is not moving or is sluggish--immediately start adding water from step 12 until the smoothie mixture starts to flow again.
  10. Pour, serve, and enjoy!

Additional Notes

Blender

I use a Blendtec blender, but a similar professional blender like a Vitamix will work. 

Lemon Juice

When preparing the lemon juice, I try to use the lemon pulp as well. I slice the lemons off-center 3 times so that I get 4 lemon chunks which I squeeze by hand through a strainer into the blender. I will also use my fingernails to scrape the insides of the lemons to dislodge more pulp. I then pick out some of the pulp from the strainer (avoiding the seeds) and toss it into the blender.

Washing Hands

Before I work with food I wash my hands with soap and dry them using a paper towel. Any time I do something which might contaminate my hands--such as interacting with non-food-related items--I rewash my hands. I use paper towels because they are inexpensive and more sanitary than hand towels.

Ice and Water

The ideal ice-to-water ratio will result in a smoothie which has the consistency of yogurt or soft-serve ice cream. If you find the smoothie is too watery then either add more ice next time or cut back on the water added. When there is not enough water then the blender will start to spin freely as mentioned in step 8.1.

I use less water and more ice in this recipe because grapes are mostly water so I do not need to add as much water to get the same fluidity in the final product.

Avocado

1/2 of an avocado will get you a smooth texture, but you may find the smoothie is not very satisfying. Using an entire avocado will make the smoothie far more satisfying.

The ripeness of the avocado matters. If the avocado is not ripe, then the smoothie will be clumpy, will start to separate, and the flavor will be unsatisfying. If the avocado is ripe, then the smoothie will be satisfyingly creamy and will stay uniform for a long time--at least a half-hour.

I've attempted to use avocado oil in place of the avocado, but that particular smoothie doesn't have the right texture and starts to separate immediately. I've also tried to substitute coconut oil, but that also separates immediately and tends to be clumpy.

Monday, December 17, 2018

Avocados

Each of my smoothie recipes employs avocado. It doesn't add much flavor but adds significantly to the texture and satisfaction of the smoothie.

However, getting the right avocados can be difficult. I want to share some of my tips for choosing and maintaining great avocados.

I use the Large Hass variety of avocado in my smoothies, but only because I have never seen any other varieties in stores. I typically get my avocados from Costco, but those are often still green and not ripe. If I need a ripe avocado right away then I will buy some from a regular supermarket.

To pick a ripe avocado, I look to see if the avocado is a darker color--typically a rich brown or sometimes red--instead of the vibrant green of an unripened avocado. I pick up an avocado and squeeze lightly; it should have a little bit of give (meaning it squishes a little bit). That's when I know that it is ripe and ready to be used.

If an avocado has too much give, then it might be over-ripened. I find that the flesh of such avocados are streaked with brown which take away from the flavor.

If I buy multiple ripened avocados then I will keep the remainder in the fridge so that the ripening process slows down and they will last longer.

When harvesting, avocados are typically picked before they are ripe. They can ripen on their way to the store, or they can be refrigerated to prolong their lives. Costco avocados are refrigerated until they are delivered to the store, so they are frequently unripened at the time I purchase them.

When I buy avocados at Costco, I have no way of knowing when they will be ripe. Sometimes they will sit on the counter for weeks before they start to ripen, which can be pretty frustrating. I mentioned that to someone during checkout and they said to put the avocados in a paper bag and then they'll ripen more quickly. "That's what we did back in Cali'."

Because I do not have a supply of paper bags at home, but periodically I get boxes from Amazon, I decided to use a cardboard box to help ripen my avocados. It works great! I put the avocados in the box, close it up by placing a light object on top of the box, and then--using the squeeze test to check on their ripeness--I check on the avocados every day or two. The avocados will often ripen within 2 days, but sometimes it will take as many as 5.

Once the avocados are ripe I transfer them to the fridge so they don't quickly over-ripen. They'll last a few weeks in the fridge, but since I make 1-2 smoothies per day I typically go through 10 avocados a week and the avocados don't have time to spoil. I have a steady stream of avocados going from Costco, to cardboard, to fridge, to smoothie (not to mention the grower, picker, shipper, and anyone else who helps it get to the floor of my local Costco).

Sunday, December 9, 2018

Seedless Raspberry Lemonade Smoothie

Pineapple doesn't like seeds in her smoothies, and I am not supposed to eat seeds, so I came up with this smoothie so that I can still get the berries I need without the obtrusive crunch and mouthfeel of the seeds. It takes a little longer to prepare than my other smoothies, but it's worth the extra effort.

Tools

  • Fine-weave strainer (fine enough to catch raspberry seeds)
  • Professional blender with jar
  • Second blender jar or a bowl
  • Spatula

Ingredients

  • Lemon juice from 1 to 2 medium lemons (or 1 large lemon) depending on desired tartness level
  • 4-5 oz raspberries
  • 1/2 to 1 fully ripe avocado
  • Approximately 3 to 8 heaping tablespoons cane sugar, depending on desired sweetness level
  • Ice
  • Water
  • Optional: desired amount of unflavored protein/collagen powder
  • Optional:1-2 tablespoons Honey

Directions

  1. Put the raspberries in the blender jar (the smaller jar if you have 2 jars of different sizes).
  2. Add water until just above the raspberries or they start to float.
  3. Blend for a few seconds; long enough to break up the raspberries.
  4. Set the blended raspberries aside
    1. If you are using a second jar, just set it aside for later
    2. If not, pour the blended raspberries into the bowl then rinse out the blender jar (to remove any remaining seeds)
  5. Add the cane sugar to the blender jar. I typically pour until the pile of sugar covers the top of the central post that holds the blade in the Blendtec. You can adjust this to your own preferred sweetness level.
  6. Add/Prepare the protein/collagen powder
    1. If using a brand of protein/collagen powder that doesn't clump in cold water, add the protein/collagen powder to the mixture in the blender. (I prefer to use 2 scoops from this brand.)
    2. If using a brand of protein/collagen powder that does clump in water, mix the protein/collagen powder with about 16 oz. of (preferably cool or cold) water following the directions on the container and set the mixture aside. (I use 3 scoops from this powder.)
  7. Add the avocado.
  8. Optional: if you find this smoothie to be too tart, add the honey.
  9. Add the lemon juice
  10. Strain the raspberries into the blender
    1. Place the strainer over the mouth of the blender jar
    2. Pour the blended raspberries into the strainer
    3. Using the spatula, push down on the raspberries to help move the juices through the strainer
      1. You don't need to exert much force
      2. I find scraping across the pureed berries within the strainer is pretty effective
      3. You will end up with a thick paste of mostly seeds when you are done
    4. Scrape the exterior bottom of the strainer with the spatula to get the last of the juices into the blender
  11. Add about 500-750 milliliters of ice. (I add until the ice level reaches the top of the Blendtec logo.) Add less ice if you want more potent flavor.
  12. Add water (or the mixture from step 6.2) until the fluid level is about an inch below the top of the ice.
  13. Set aside an additional glass/cup with cold water.
  14. Blend until smooth. (The Blendtec has a "smoothie" button for this.)
    1. Warning: If the blender starts to struggle or spin freely--meaning the blender is running but the smoothie mixture is not moving or is sluggish--immediately start adding water from step 12 until the smoothie mixture starts to flow again.
  15. Pour, serve, and enjoy!

Additional Notes

Blender

I use a Blendtec blender, but a similar professional blender like a Vitamix will work. 

Lemon Juice

When preparing the lemon juice, I try to use the lemon pulp as well. I slice the lemons off-center 3 times so that I get 4 lemon chunks which I squeeze by hand through a strainer into the blender. I will also use my fingernails to scrape the insides of the lemons to dislodge more pulp. I then pick out some of the pulp from the strainer (avoiding the seeds) and toss it into the blender.

Washing Hands

Before I work with food I wash my hands with soap and dry them using a paper towel. Any time I do something which might contaminate my hands--such as interacting with non-food-related items--I rewash my hands. I use paper towels because they are inexpensive and more sanitary than hand towels.

Ice and Water

The ideal ice-to-water ratio will result in a smoothie which has the consistency of yogurt or soft-serve ice cream. If you find the smoothie is too watery then either add more ice next time or cut back on the water added. When there is not enough water then the blender will start to spin freely as mentioned in step 14.1.

Avocado

1/2 of an avocado will get you a smooth texture, but you may find the smoothie is not very satisfying. Using an entire avocado will make the smoothie far more satisfying.

The ripeness of the avocado matters. If the avocado is not ripe, then the smoothie will be clumpy, will start to separate, and the flavor will be unsatisfying. If the avocado is ripe, then the smoothie will be satisfyingly creamy and will stay uniform for a long time--at least a half-hour.

I've attempted to use avocado oil in place of the avocado, but that particular smoothie doesn't have the right texture and starts to separate immediately. I've also tried to substitute coconut oil, but that also separates immediately and tends to be clumpy.

Monday, October 15, 2018

Vegetable Medley

Although I do eat a lot of meat these days, my new diet is definitely a vegetable-heavy diet. There are some veggies which are verboten, but there are plenty which I can still enjoy.

I had this recipe before starting this diet, and I continue to use it because this recipe includes only paleo-aip-friendly vegetables.

It's also delicious.

Tools

  • 1 or 2 Cookie Sheets
  • Silicone mat or aluminum foil or parchment paper

Ingredients

  • Brussels sprouts, each cut in half (I pick up a bag at Costco)
  • ~2 lbs butternut squash, peeled, seeded, and cubed (approximately .75" per side)
  • 1 medium-to-large red onion, cubed and separated (approximately .75" per side)
  • Salt (Diamond Crystal Kosher Salt is easy to apply via pinching)
  • Extra virgin olive oil
  • Optional: ground pepper

Instructions

  1. Preheat your oven to 400 degrees Fahrenheit
  2. Line the cookie sheets with the silicone mat (or foil or paper)
  3. Take roughly half of the sprouts, squash, and onion and mix them in an even layer on one sheet
  4. Repeat with the other half of the veggies on the other sheet
  5. Generously sprinkle some salt over the veggies from 6-12 inches above them
  6. Add pepper, if desired
  7. Generously pour olive oil over the veggies (25-50 ml per sheet)
    1. You want to hit at least half of the veggies on each sheet with some oil
    2. You do not need to coat (or drown) the veggies
  8. Cook the veggies in the oven for 30 minutes on the top rack
  9. Remove the veggies, allow them to cool for a minute or two
  10. Serve and enjoy!

Notes

Although you do not need to coat the veggies, the heat of the oven will cause the oil to spread itself around and coat the veggies pretty evenly.

You may find that your oven cooks inconsistently, especially if you can only fit one sheet on a rack. I have the luxury of cooking only one cookie sheet's worth of veggies at a time so I only place one sheet in the oven at a time. That way both sheets come out cooked to the same level. I also only use one sheet; serving all the cooked veggies before filling the sheet with the uncooked veggies and baking that second preparation.

Variation

An interesting variation of this recipe can include mushrooms and/or bell peppers (unfortunately I can't have bell peppers anymore). A few mushrooms and/or 1-2 bell peppers should be enough to add some interesting flavors and textures to the dish. Just be sure to remove the seeds from the bell pepper(s) first.

Monday, October 8, 2018

Grape Lemonade Smoothie

This particular recipe has some nostalgia for me. Growing up my family would regularly make Kool-Aid regularly. We had dozens of flavor packets in a drawer waiting to be used at our whim.

I've always loved experimenting with food and flavors, so, one day I combined a grape packet with a lemonade packet. Voila! An awesome new flavor!

A few months later we found a new kind of Kool-Aid packet on the shelves at the store: Purplesaurus Rex. We bought some, prepared it that evening, and found that it tasted surprisingly familiar. After some thought we realized it tasted exactly like my grape-lemonade concoction. Interesting! We didn't need to pay a premium for that new flavor. 😁

Ingredients

  • Lemon juice from 1 to 2 medium lemons (or 1 large lemon), depending on desired tartness level
  • 1-2 cups grapes
  • 1/2 to 1 fully ripe avocado
  • Approximately 3 to 8 heaping tablespoons cane sugar, depending on desired sweetness level
  • Ice
  • Water
  • Optional: desired amount of unflavored protein/collagen powder
  • Optional: Spinach

Directions

  1. Add the cane sugar to the blender. I typically pour until the pile of sugar covers the top of the central post that holds the blade in the Blendtec. You can adjust this to your own preferred sweetness level.
  2. Add the avocadolemon juice, and grapes.
  3. Add/Prepare the protein/collagen powder
    1. If using a brand of protein/collagen powder that doesn't clump in cold water, add the protein/collagen powder to the mixture in the blender. (I prefer to use 2 scoops from this brand.)
    2. If using a brand of protein/collagen powder that does clump in water, mix the protein/collagen powder with about 16 oz. of (preferably cool or cold) water following the directions on the container and set the mixture aside. (I use 2 scoops from this powder.)
  4. Add about 500-750 milliliters of ice. (I add until the ice level reaches the top of the Blendtec logo.) Add less ice if you want more potent flavor (or add more grapes).
  5. Add a handful or two of spinach, if you want.
  6. Add water (or the mixture from step 3.2) until the fluid level is about an inch below the top of the ice.
  7. Set aside an additional glass/cup with cold water.
  8. Blend until smooth. (The Blendtec has a "smoothie" button for this.)
    1. Warning: If the blender starts to struggle or spin freely--meaning the blender is running but the smoothie mixture is not moving or is sluggish--immediately start adding water from step 6 until the smoothie mixture starts to flow again.
  9. Pour, serve, and enjoy!

Additional Notes

Grapes

With this recipe, feel free to try this with different kinds of grapes. I recommend seedless grapes. I've used standard red table grapes, black grapes, and even moon-drop grapes (Pineapple queried "Is there mint in here?").

Blender

I use a Blendtec blender, but a similar professional blender like a Vitamix will work. 

Lemon Juice

When preparing the lemon juice, I try to use the lemon pulp as well. I slice the lemons off-center 3 times so that I get 4 lemon chunks which I squeeze by hand through a strainer into the blender. I then pick out some of the pulp from the strainer (avoiding the seeds) and toss it into the blender.

Washing Hands

Before I work with food I wash my hands with soap and dry them using a paper towel. Any time I do something which might contaminate my hands--such as interacting with non-food-related items--I rewash my hands. I use paper towels because they are inexpensive and more sanitary than hand towels.

Ice and Water

The ideal ice-to-water ratio will result in a smoothie which has the consistency of yogurt or soft-serve ice cream. If you find the smoothie is too watery then either add more ice next time or cut back on the water added. When there is not enough water then the blender will start to spin freely as mentioned in step 8.1.

I use less water and more ice in this recipe because grapes are mostly water so I do not need to add as much water to get the same fluidity in the final product.

Avocado

1/2 of an avocado will get you a smooth texture, but you may find the smoothie is not very satisfying. Using an entire avocado will make the smoothie far more satisfying.

The ripeness of the avocado matters. If the avocado is not ripe, then the smoothie will be clumpy, will start to separate, and the flavor will be unsatisfying. If the avocado is ripe, then the smoothie will be satisfyingly creamy and will stay uniform for a long time--at least a half-hour.

I've attempted to use avocado oil in place of the avocado, but that particular smoothie doesn't have the right texture and starts to separate immediately. I've also tried to substitute coconut oil, but that also separates immediately and tends to be clumpy.

Spinach

The spinach is mostly for color, fiber, and nutrients. If you add a lot of spinach the smoothie will start to taste like grass. However, a little spinach will improve the nutrition of the smoothie without altering the flavor much.

Monday, October 1, 2018

Sous Vide Salmon

Fish can be difficult to get right. Cook it too long and it gets dried or rubbery. Cook it too little and it could make you sick. Getting perfect fish at a restaurant is hit-or-miss; in my experience it's typically overcooked.

With this recipe you can get perfect salmon every time.

Note: for convenience, the temperatures in this recipe are already set 2 degrees Fahrenheit (1 degree Celsius) above the desired internal temperature of the salmon. Also, this recipe is tuned for salmon. Different kinds of fish need different temperatures to cook properly.

Tools

  • Sous vide cooker: this is essential, my cooker looks like a crock pot, but any kind will work
  • Zip-top bags: name-brand will be better; off-brand may leak which results in lost flavor
  • Spatula
  • Frying pan
  • Spatter guard (optional)
  • Spoon

Ingredients

  • Salmon: I prefer the farmed Atlantic Salmon from Costco
  • Salt
  • Mild-flavored oil: I use a refined coconut oil which is liquid at room temperature
  • Cooking Oil: I use extra virgin olive oil for my salmon and butter for Pineapple's

Directions

  1. Start heating the sous vide to 117 degrees Fahrenheit (47 degrees Celsius)
  2. Cut salmon into portions
  3. Place salmon portions in separate zip-top bags
    1. If you have too many portions, just seal the excess bags and place them in the freezer
    2. For the frozen portions, you can resume on the next step whenever you are ready to cook them
  4. Add some of the mild-flavored oil to each bag
  5. Drive out the air from the salmon-and-oil-filled zip-top bags by submerging all but the zipper in water 
    1. The oil is there to fill in the gaps instead of leaving bubbles next to the fish
  6. Seal the zip-top bag
  7. Submerge the sealed bag in the sous vide
  8. Once the sous vide is up to temperature, set a timer for 25 minutes (45 minutes if the salmon is frozen)
  9. When the timer is finished, remove the zip-top bag from the cooker
  10. Add 1-2 tablespoons of cooking oil/butter to the frying pan 
  11. Heat the pan to medium
  12. Using the spatula, transfer the fish to the pan
  13. Sear for 30-45 seconds (30 for butter, 45 for olive oil)
  14. Flip and sear the flip side for 30-45 seconds
    1. Spoon the oil/butter on top of the salmon for the rest of this sear
  15. Transfer the fish to a plate
  16. Salt to taste
  17. Enjoy!

Notes

This recipe is adapted from "Modernist Cuisine at Home". The original recipe calls for soaking the salmon in a salty brine for 3-4 hours which helps firm up the salmon. However, I often do not have the flexibility to soak the salmon before cooking it.

Regardless, this recipe will produce a moist, flavorful, firm salmon with a crunchy crust every time.


Butter

Although I cannot consume butter as part of my diet, pineapple can, and so can many other people I cook for. I like the texture of the fish when I cook it with olive oil, but I do enjoy the aroma as I cook with butter.

I've found that the quality of the butter matters a lot. Some butter generated complaints (I don't know what brand, but I think it may have started to turn), others gather no responses, while still others elicit compliments.

The best butter I've found so far is Kerrygold salted butter. It's from grass-fed cows and I can tell just from the smells during cooking that it has more flavor (and thus more nutrients). Even my most-sensitive eaters enjoy salmon seared in this butter.

Monday, September 24, 2018

Food Sensitivities

While on this diet I have found that I have several food sensitivities. Symptoms manifest in many different ways for me. Some of the more subtle manifestations are rashes or flu-like feelings (e.g. phlegm and nasal congestion or a runny nose. The more extreme symptoms are gas, bloating, or diarrhea. In most cases these symptoms come as physical response initiated by my immune system, while others come just because my body cannot digest the food.

Lactose

Long before starting this diet I learned that I was lactose intolerant. That intolerance was not from an immune response but simply because my body cannot handle milk sugars (a.k.a. lactose). For over a decade I took a lactase supplement so that I could eat ice cream. Eventually Pineapple and I discovered that greek yogurt reversed some of our intolerance; the bacteria in the yogurt found purchase in our guts allowing our digestion to heal enough that we can have some ice cream without the aid of lactase or soda.

Sorbitol

I've also known for a long time that my body has a strong response to apple juice. Any more than a half-cup will clear out my digestion within 30 minutes. The same is true for pears, apricots, and other related fruits.

A doctor told me my body couldn't break down the disaccharides (a.k.a. sugars) in apple juice; I didn't have the enzymes which would split the disaccharide into two individual sugars. However, I'm no longer certain he was correct. I eventually got curious enough to find out the kind of disaccharide contained in apple juice. All I could find is sucrose which is standard table sugar. I can consume table sugar without issues.

Consequently, I now think my problem with apple juice is sorbitol, a naturally-occurring sweetener. Part of why I suspect sorbitol is that I have discovered that I am sensitive to dates, coconut meat/chips (coconut oil is okay while too much coconut water is not), and several other foods which have high levels of sorbitol. I also seem to be okay eating a single apple or some apple sauce. I suspect that something about the apple juice cooking process concentrates the sorbitol content.

By the way, sorbitol is a polyol, which is the 'P' in FODMAP, a class of foods which I must consume in moderation to avoid extreme reactions. For instance, celery is a high-fodmap food and causes a strong digestive response in me.

More Symptoms

While reading "The Paleo Approach: Reverse Autoimmune Disease and Heal Your Body" I started paying more attention to my body's reactions to various foods. I started looking for both mild and strong reactions.

Almonds

Several years before reading that book I noticed that Smokehouse Almonds would give me flu symptoms which would last for a couple of days. At the time I thought that it was the flavoring causing the reaction (I love all sorts of smoked foods). But now I suspect the flavoring just induced me to consume large volumes of almonds and its the quantity my body was reacting to.

Because of my increased observance from reading "The Paleo Approach", I also discovered that almonds would cause mild skin rashes on irritated skin; I specifically noticed a rash appear underneath my watch (fitbit) within 30 minutes of eating fewer than a dozen almonds. The reason I am certain that it's the almonds and not my watch is that I wash my watch all the time. I would get rashes under it from time to time and so I started washing it at least daily to keep it clean from irritants. On that occasion I had absentmindedly checked my skin under my watch just before eating the almonds and there was no rash.

I have visited an allergist and I got blood tests run for a wide range of nuts. However, all the tests came back negative. He stated that there is a 15% chance of a false negative (and another 15% chance of a false positive) on these tests, so the only real test is how my body responds. In my case, it doesn't respond well.

Stevia and High Fructose Corn Syrup

Well before reading that book I noticed consuming soda induced flu symptoms. But I had thought those symptoms would come to anyone who consumed soda. Pineapple confirmed that she also gets such symptoms from soda.

From the book I learned that consuming high fructose corn syrup can result in flu symptoms, hence my sensitivity to sodas.

I also learned that consuming foods sweetened with stevia cause me to get flu symptoms while aspartame does not. Specifically, I tried consuming various types of Coke. Standard red-can Coke (high fructose corn syrup) and Coke Life (stevia) caused me to get a stuffy nose and clogged throat (phlegm). On the other hand, Diet Coke and Code Zero (both use aspartame) have no such effect. I don't like the sharp edge aspartame imparts so I stopped drinking soda altogether.

I also have tested my stevia theory with a few other foods or supplements (e.g. Emergen-C) and I get the same symptoms each time I try it.

Kiwi

Much to my disappointment I learned that my body does not like kiwis. Since I love to experiment with fruit combinations in smoothies and I knew strawberry-kiwi would be an excellent combination (I've always loved that flavor pairing) I bought a dozen kiwis. Regrettably, after a single kiwi my throat became itchy and my digestion was deeply disturbed and cleaned itself out within about 60 minutes.

I assumed that kiwis are just a high-fodmap food (they're actually low-fodmap). After a few months on my diet I tried eating them again. My digestion responded just as forcefully as before. Regrettably, I will probably never eat them again. 😞

Strawberries

Not all of my sensitivities are as obvious to detect as celery and kiwis have been. Strawberries seem to treat me okay if I only have them occasionally. My digestion might protest a little bit with a single helping, but if I have the exact same food the next day my digestive system will clean itself out. I know because of my strawberry limeade smoothie; I ate it two days in a row.

Delayed Sensitivities

I've had the same 2-day response with shrimp and with pineapple.

The strange thing is that with strawberries, shrimp, and pineapple, as long as I was having them very regularly (every day or every other day) I could consume them with only a slight uneasiness in my intestines (I experience the same "squishiness" I get from consuming high-fodmap foods). But since starting this diet, in all three of those cases, at some point I stopped eating them for a week and then started eating them again only to discover that I reacted on the second day.

To my understanding, before I stopped eating those foods, my body developed some antibodies to deal with the low levels of perceived threats. When I stopped consuming those foods those antibody levels dropped; some residual antibodies remain in case those threats come back (that's also how vaccines work). Those residuals may eventually disappear (some vaccines need boosters every few years), but they could also stick around indefinitely (other vaccines don't need boosters).

Well, those threats came back. On the first day I resumed eating those foods the trace antibodies were activated and then rapidly replicated so that all invaders could be caught. The second day my body had an abundance of antibodies to attach to the consumed allergens. The resulting inflammation quickly cleaned those foods out of my body. Thankfully these food sensitivities are not at the level of anaphylaxis.

So, I'm going to continue paying attention to the food I eat and how my body responds. I'll probably have more disappointments as I discover other beloved foods treat me poorly. But I trust that in the long-term I will be happier with less inflammation in my life, and that for most of these foods I can still have some once in a while.

Monday, September 17, 2018

Kale Chips

Before embarking on my new diet, I gained a name for myself among family members for my baked kale. Pineapple loves it as much as potato chips. Everyone who tries it--including staunchly anti-kale aficionados--is surprised at how delicious it is. I also got a lot of requests for my recipe.

Plain kale is a little bitter and not terribly pleasant to eat, but baking it this way helps it shine. It's a little sweet, wonderfully crunchy, perfectly salty, and satisfying.

Additionally, this recipe is designed to be quick so that if you have a craving and the kale then you can start crunching in about 10-15 minutes.

Tools


  • Cookie/Baking Sheet
  • Silicone Baking Mat/Aluminum Foil/Parchment Paper
  • Olive Oil Sprayer: I use a Misto sprayer
  • Serving plate

Ingredients


  • 1 bunch of Kale: Red, Green, and Tuscan all work well (I prefer Tuscan)
  • Extra Virgin Olive Oil
  • Salt: Diamond Crystal Kosher Salt is easy to apply via pinching

Instructions

  1. Preheat your oven to 400 degrees
  2. Line the cookie sheet with the baking mat (or foil or parchment)
  3. Fill your sprayer with olive oil
  4. Remove the main stem from kale
    1. It's okay to break the remaining leafy portion into smaller chunks
  5. Arrange the leaf portion of the kale in a single layer on the baking mat
    1. You'll cook several batches, so don't overcrowd the sheet
  6. Spray olive oil onto the kale until there is a thin, even coating
    1. For my baking sheet I pump (20-30 compressions) the Misto sprayer twice to get a complete coat
  7. Sprinkle a pinch or two of salt (to taste) on the oiled kale
  8. Bake in the oven until the leafs start to turn tan/brown but are still predominantly green
    1. See the notes below for more information
  9. Remove the cookie sheet from the oven and let cool for 30 seconds to a minute
  10. Transfer the kale chips to a plate
  11. Repeat steps 4 onward until you've baked all the kale
  12. Enjoy!

Notes

I created this recipe for baked kale chips, but it is derived from several other recipes I perused on the web.

Stem

The main stem of the kale is thick, full of water, and won't bake very well. The other minor stems will dry out quickly in the oven so you do not need to remove them.

I used to remove the stem by placing it on a cutting board and carefully tracing the main stem with a sharp knife. But after getting comfortable with how the kale breaks, I now just tear along the stem with my fingers.

Currently I just throw the stem away. I'm sure the stem could be used elsewhere but I haven't explored where yet. As an alternative to spinach in a smoothie maybe?

Baking

You might screw up the fist couple of batches and that's okay; you're still learning what your oven does. Kale is inexpensive, too, so screwing up a few batches is unlikely to break the bank.

Ovens can vary pretty wildly. I've seen some ovens take 5 minute while other take closer to 10. When you are figuring out how quickly kale will cook in your oven, I recommend checking on the kale once every minute until you see the kale change color. The kale can quickly turn from delicious to burnt, so don't get distracted.

The kind of kale can also affect the cooking duration. I find green and red kale bake a little faster than the Tuscan Kale, but only by a minute or two.

My particular oven takes 7-8 minutes, depending on the kale. I use my Fitbit's timer to keep me on track.

Monday, September 10, 2018

See You Later, Tapioca

I love potato chips. Growing up my favorite flavor was sour cream and onion and I would eat entire bags of it. Nowadays I really enjoy plain salted potato chips, with sea salt and vinegar coming up a close second.

Much to the consternation of Pineapple I love to bring home new brands and flavors. All. The. Time. One of the more exotic flavors I savored is Black Truffle and Olive Oil; basically mushroom-flavored potato chips. Definitely not something pineapple would have imagined could even exist.

But alas, I can no longer have potatoes. Consequently I have been looking for alternative treats which will give me the same satisfying crunch while still being acceptable on my diet.

I regularly find vegetable chips, but they are almost always cooked in sunflower/canola/soybean oil; not Paleo-AIP-friendly.

Before embarking on this diet I had found some grain-free tortilla chips which were an okay alternative to corn chips. What I remembered about those chips was a little bit about the story on the back; the company founders were a husband and wife whose daughter had an autoimmune disease so they created the chips to avoid grains like corn.

Because I knew those chips were created to support an anti-inflammatory diet, I thought I hit the jackpot when I found cassava strips. These particular vegetable chips are not inherently flavorful--which is a potential sign of less-than-nutritious food--but I figured I could supplement the flavor with some good guacamole while still getting great crunch.

I also found cassava chips, which are basically the same texture as funyuns or Cap'n Crunch, but made with cassava instead of corn. The plain version is basically devoid of flavor--a few steps above cardboard which has a negative flavor--so they require a flavorful passenger such as guacamole.

Whenever I bought a lot of cassava strips/chips I found that I would start to get brain fog. If I ate those chips for several days in a row, I would gain weight (I don't have a scale and don't actually measure my weight, so I rely more on how I feel). I figured the weight gain was because cassava is basically starch.

"Maybe I should just eat it less frequently," I thought.

A few weeks ago I discovered these awesome marshmallows called Smash Mallows. I read the ingredients and found that the primary ingredient is tapioca (a.k.a. cassava) instead of corn syrup (which is the standard for marshmallows).

"Cha-ching!"

And they were on sale.

"Double cha-ching!!"

Pineapple and I both love the Pineapple Coconut flavored ones.

Last Saturday I went to the store to get more Smash Mallows. While there I walked past the grain-free tortilla chips again. Each time I notice them, I wonder if I can get them but have a vague recollection that I shouldn't. Sometimes I look at the ingredient list and think "Chia seeds? I can't have chia seeds." and then I put the bag back on the shelf. This time, though, I thought "Maybe chia seeds are okay in smaller quantities. I'll look them up."

And so I searched and found this article.

Wait...what? Cassava is not Paleo-AIP friendly?

NOOOOOO!!!!

I can't eat Smash Mallows anymore? I also just lost the crunch of cassava strips/chips!

Sadness.

But that explains why I don't feel great when I eat a lot of cassava strips/chips. That also explains my weight gain.

However, all is not lost. I can have cassava once in a while after my auto-immune disease is completely under control--I'm almost there; I no longer apply medication and my inflammation is low.

In the meantime, maybe I need to learn how to create my own chips. Daikon radish chips, anyone? Or maybe kale chips?

Monday, August 27, 2018

Perfect Pork

Now that I perfected my cooking and grilling techniques for this recipe (mostly by figuring out the correct cooking temperature), Pineapple regularly requests this dish.

This recipe is adapted from "Modernist Cuisine at Home" and consistently produces succulent pork tenderloin or pork chops. I will give you the recipe for pork tenderloin. Cooking pork chops is the same recipe, just 2 degrees hotter.

Tools

  • Sous vide cooker: this is essential, my cooker looks like a crock pot, but any kind will work
  • Zip-top bags: name-brand will be better; off-brand may leak which results in less-flavorful meat
  • Meat tongs
  • Meat thermometer
  • Skillet or Pan: A thick one (e.g. cast iron) will work more effectively
  • Spatter Guard: This is optional, but helps reduce the mess

Ingredients

  • Pork Tenderloin: I prefer pasture raised pork, but this should work with any 
  • SaltDiamond Crystal Kosher Salt is easy to apply via pinching
  • Mild-flavored oil: I use a refined coconut oil which is liquid at room temperature
  • Butter or cooking oil: for my cut of pork I employ extra virgin olive oil; it produces a better grill color than virgin coconut oil. I use butter for Pineapple's cut.

Directions

When I cook this pork I follow a basic process. The process comes from more-detailed instructions.

Quick Reference

  1. Cook the meat sous vide to 138 degrees for pink (142 degrees for medium)
  2. Pan-sear the meat for 30 seconds per side at about 50% heat
  3. Salt the meat generously

Full instructions

  1. Start heating the sous vide to 140 degrees Fahrenheit for medium rare.
    1. 144 degrees for medium.
  2. Place each piece of meat in its own zip-top bag.
  3. Add a couple of tablespoons of the mild-flavored oil to the bag.
  4. Submerge most of the zip-top bag in water to drive out the air.
    1. The oil is there to fill in the gaps instead of leaving bubbles next to the meat.
  5. Zip seal the zip-top bag.
  6. Place the bag in the sous vide (you can put the meat in before the device is at temperature)
  7. After the sous vide is at the correct temperature, set a timer for 50 minutes.
    1. It's difficult to overook at this point; If you left the meat in for an extra hour it might start tasting like cardboard as the nutrients and flavors break down.
  8. When the timer is finished, check the temperature of the meat using a meat thermometer. 
    1. Insert the thermometer in the thickest portion of the meat.
    2. Ensure the center temperature is at least 138 degrees Fahrenheit (142 if you are targeting a medium cook).
    3. If the meat isn't to temperature, adjust the cooking duration as necessary; i.e. leave the pork in for another 5-10 minutes and measure again.
  9. When the meat is at temperature, start heating the skillet/pan on the stove stop with 2 tablespoons of either cooking oil or butter
    1. For a gas range, I recommend a smaller heating element to avoid potential flames
    2. I recommend setting the temperature to about 50% of maximum; where butter will bubble quite a bit when initially put in the pan but won't cook away for a few minutes
    3. You may want to use the spatter guard to reduce the mess and subsequent cleanup
  10. Remove the pork from the zip-top bag
    1. The pork will be a dull gray color
  11. Sear the pork in the skillet for 30 seconds per side
    1. I also will sear the ends of the pork by holding the pork with tongs and dipping the ends into the cooking oil/butter for ~15 seconds.
    2. You should get nice caramelization on each side. Butter will give you a darker color than olive oil or coconut oil. To get better color with coconut oil you might cook it for 45 seconds per side.
    3. Make sure that there is plenty of oil/butter between the pan and the pork and that you cook over the center of the heat. You will get uneven cooking if the meat is toward the side of the pan or the pan is significantly larger than the heating element.
  12. Place the pork on a serving plate
  13. Salt the pork generously on the top, flip the pork and salt the bottom (which is now the top)
    1. Grab a large pinch of salt
      1. As much as you can reasonably grab between your thumb and forefinger
    2. Sprinkle the salt from about 6-10 inches above the plate
      1. Sprinkle by moving your thumb and finger back and forth in opposite directions
      2. But also move your arm up and down the meat to get an even coating everywhere
      3. I usually salt enough that the salt is still white for about a half second before it turns translucent
      4. If you seared using salted butter you should use about half as much salt
      5. Adjust the salt to your taste
  14. Serve/Enjoy immediately

Monday, August 20, 2018

Spring Rolls

This recipe can be a intimidating, but it is well worth the effort. Depending on the size of your family, this recipe may or may not be sufficient as a main dish. For just two people, this works as a main dish, especially if you have all the ingredients available for filling the spring rolls.

For a large family the spring rolls alone may not be enough. This particular dish will take an hour or more of your time to prepare, so if you are supplementing with a main dish then you might want to make sure the other dish can cook untended.

Also, the proportions in this recipe are not exact. I measure most of these by eye or by feel. As long as the relative quantities are not significantly different from each other (leading to a significantly unbalanced flavor), you are likely to get a great product.

Tools

  • Several mixing bowls
  • Cutting board
  • Knives
  • Large pan
  • Spatula or soft tongs (metal tongs will tear your wraps)

Ingredients

  • Salt or fish sauce (I prefer Diamond Crystal Kosher Salt because fish sauce can easily overpower the dish)
  • 1 tablespoon lime juice (I just use a full, medium-sized lime)
  • 1 small clove garlic, crushed
  • 1 teaspoon honey (I don't measure this, I just drizzle it because it's easier to mix in)
  • Grated carrot
  • Thinly sliced lettuce/spring mix (approximately 1/4 - 1/2 inch wide)
  • 1/2 cup sunflower/radish/broccoli spouts
  • 1 tablespoon chopped fresh Thai basil leaves (I usually employ 3 to 4 leaves)
  • 3 tablespoons chopped fresh mint (I usually employ 6 to 12 leaves)
  • 3 tablespoons chopped fresh cilantro (I generally just grab much more than this, about 1/5 - 1/4 of a store-bought batch)
  • 1-2 cups yam/sweet potato/kelp/miracle noodles
  • 8-16 spring roll wraps: ideally tapioca, or coconut, but rice may work
  • 8-16 cooked shrimp (optional)
  • 8-16 large cucumber slices (optional)
  • 1-2 large avocados sliced, and cut into roughly equal-sized pieces (or shrimp-sized if you prefer, also optional)

Directions

If the shrimp is cooked but frozen then you should let it thaw; usually packages will have instructions on them.

If your shrimp is raw, you should cook it now. I recommend my sous vide shrimp recipe with an adjustment of omitting salt.

Filling

  1. In a small bowl, mix the salt/fish sauce, lime juice, garlic, and honey
  2. In another much larger bowl (e.g. 4-quart)  mix the grated carrot, lettuce/spring mix, sprouts, Thai basil, mint, and cilantro
  3. Pour the sauce from step 1 on top of the mix from step 2 and toss to thoroughly combine
  4. Prepare the yam noodles according to their instructions

Assembling

I assume that the wraps are stiff sheets which you need to soften before you can create each spring roll
  1. Fill a pan with 1-2 inches of water
  2. Heat that water just enough to get bubbles on the bottom of the pan, but not boiling
    1. Keep the pan at this temperature
  3. Submerge a single stiff wrap in the water for 10-15 seconds
    1. The wrap should be soft and pliable
  4. Remove the wrap using the spatula or tongs
  5. Spread out the wrap on a flat surface like a plate or cutting board
  6. Place a small pile of the greens in the center of the wrap
  7. Add a similarly-sized small pile of noodles to the center of the wrap
  8. Add 1-2 shrimp (depending on size and preference)
  9. Add a cucumber slice
  10. Add some avocado (according to your taste preferences)
  11. Fold the wrap around the filling like a burrito
    1. You might need to rinse and dry your hands to do this
    2. Pull from the far side toward yourself
    3. Fold the right-hand side toward the left
    4. Fold the left-hand side toward the right
    5. Finish up by folding the near side over, away from yourself
  12. Place the finished wrap to the side, possibly on a serving plate
  13. Repeat steps 3 through 12 until your ingredients are consumed (You'll probably have leftovers of something)

Notes

I modified this recipe from a similar one in "The Paleo Approach Cookbook: A Detailed Guide to Heal Your Body and Nourish Your Soul". I've made some adjustments as I tried to make this recipe work. Below are some of the things I learned along the way.

Drizzle/Dipping Sauce

The sauce used for the filling works well as a dipping sauce. You can create another batch of that sauce and just dip in it.

Thai basil

You might not find Thai basil leaves in your store. Although they add good flavor, they are not essential. You might settle for regular basil or no substitute. It's up to you. With such a rich variety of leafy greens going into these spring rolls, omitting Thai basil will still get you a tasty dish.

Sprouts

You'll notice that I gave several options for sprouts: sunflower, beet, and broccoli. The original recipe calls for either sunflower or beet sprouts, which I suspect were chosen because they were both available to the author and compatible with the Paleo AIP diet.

I have been able to find mung bean spouts anywhere, so I suspect you can too. But I am not sure mung bean sprouts are compatible with my diet. Likewise, I'm not sure that sunflower sprouts are compatible. However, I suspect that the pro-inflammatory molecules (which are why I avoid seeds of all kinds) are only in the outer layer of the sunflower seed--the seed coat and not the husk which people typically spit out. Consequently, mung bean sprouts are probably okay because they would have also shed their seed coat.

However, to be on the safe side, I still avoid mung bean sprouts. Consequently, the only other sprouts I found in my local grocery store are beet sprouts. While out visiting family I could only find broccoli sprouts. I hope you find find something reasonable at your local grocer.

One thing to note about beet sprouts is that they have the same kind of kick that regular beets do. If you use beet sprouts then you may want to use fewer sprouts than requested. For example, when making a batch of spring rolls I only use half a batch of beet sprouts (A full batch has a 3-inch by 3-inch base, so I use a 1.5-inch by 3-inch cut).


Wraps
The original recipe calls for coconut wraps. I scoured my local grocer and several specialty stores in my area and could not find those coconut wraps.

Rather than give up on this recipe I started looking for alternatives. There are a lot of different kinds of wraps out there, most of which are not compatible with the Paleo AIP recipe. For example, there are many which have gluten in them, while many others use rice (which I avoid because it is a grain).

Finally, I found tapioca wraps which do not have any other forbidden ingredients. Although starchy, if eaten in moderation they are fine so they work nicely for me.

If you do not want tapioca wraps, and you are fine with some other wrapper, go right ahead! I had to experiment to make this recipe work for me, and I'm sure you can adapt it for your own needs as well.

Also, it might be tempting to prepare a dozen or so wrappers all at once and then fill them. I find that this results in an unusable ball of tacky tapioca starch. Assembling wraps was easier for me when I softened one wrapper, filled it, and sealed it up before starting another spring roll.

Noodles

You'll also notice I gave several options for noodles: yam, sweet potato, kelp, and miracle. The original recipe called for kelp noodles but I couldn't find them anywhere. I did find something called miracle noodles which work well. I also found similarly-packaged but easier-to-use yam noodles.

However, you might not be able to find either of those noodle types in your area. I couldn't find them while visiting family so I then picked up sweet potato noodles which also worked well.

Drying your hands

After piling fillings in the middle of each spring roll wrap you may find that your fingers are a bit slimy and so your wrap will not hold itself in place as you make the spring roll burrito. That is why I suggest quickly rinsing and drying your hands before closing up the spring roll so that you can maximize adhesion of the wrapper to itself. But you should see whether or not that effort is necessary.


Monday, August 13, 2018

Sous Vide Shrimp

Shrimp is notoriously difficult to cook; cooking shrimp in a wok, in a pan, or on the grill takes a strong sense of timing to get it right. Not enough time and the shrimp will end up under-cooked and could make you sick. Too much time and the shrimp will end up overcooked and rubbery. Getting perfect shrimp at a restaurant is hit-or-miss, and in my experience it typically misses on the side of overcooked.

With this recipe you can get perfect shrimp time after time. Your first attempt might be just barely under-cooked so you should add a minute. If you remember that adjustment then you should have a precise recipe for fantastic shrimp.

Note: for convenience, the temperatures in this recipe are already set 2 degrees Fahrenheit (1 degree Celsius) above the desired internal temperature of the shrimp.

Tools

  • Sous vide cooker: this is essential, my cooker looks like a crock pot, but any kind will work
  • Zip-top bags: name-brand will be better; off-brand may leak which results in lost flavor

Ingredients

  • Uncooked shrimp: thawed or frozen
  • Garlic Salt
  • Mild-flavored oil or melted butter: I use a refined coconut oil which is liquid at room temperature

Directions

  1. Start heating the sous vide to 142 degrees Fahrenheit (61 degrees Celsius)
  2. Place shrimp in a single layer in a zip-top bag
  3. Add some of the mild-flavored oil or butter to the bag
  4. Add garlic salt to taste
  5. Drive out the air from the shrimp-and-oil-filled zip-top bag by submerging all but the zipper in warm water 
    1. The oil/butter is there to fill in the gaps instead of leaving bubbles next to the shrimp
    2. Warm water should help keep the butter melted because it will congeal against cold or frozen shrimp
    3. It's important to get as much air out of the bag as possible (see "Notes" below)
  6. Seal the zip-top bag
  7. Submerge the sealed bag in the sous vide
  8. Once the sous vide is up to temperature, set a timer for 8 minutes (12 minutes if the shrimp is frozen)
  9. When the timer is finished, remove the zip-top bag from the cooker
  10. Enjoy!

Notes

Getting air out of the bag

Shrimp has a lot of crevices and it can be difficult to get all the bubbles out. Not only can bubbles prevent sections of the shrimp from cooking thoroughly, but bubbles can make the bag float which will cause the shrimp too cook from one side instead of two. Cooking on one side will make it take longer to cook the shrimp, and if only part of the bag is floating then you will likely end up with inconsistently-cooked shrimp.

To prevent bubbles I would recommend using more oil/butter than you might be comfortable with. You should use quite a bit more oil/butter than the minimum amount necessary to coat the shrimp. When filled, the zip-top bag should not be thicker than the shrimp; You should not need to use more oil/butter than what would make the bag that thickness. I personally use about 2/3 of the oil needed to get to an even thickness.

Sometimes I will use a spoon to weight the bag down, but you should only do this if water can still circulate around the bag (e.g. there is a rack under the bag).

Barely Cooked Shrimp

I like my shrimp to be just tender, but you might have a preference for barely-cooked shrimp. If you want that, then set your sous vide to 120 degrees Fahrenheit (49 degrees Celsius) and cook the shrimp however long it takes to get the center of the shrimp to 118 degrees Fahrenheit (48 degrees Celsius). You'll need a meat thermometer to measure this.

Firm shrimp

On the other hand, if you want firm shrimp, then set your sous vide to 178 degrees Fahrenheit (81 degrees Celsius) and cook it for 4-5 minutes (6-8 minutes if frozen).

Monday, August 6, 2018

Pineapple Limeade Smoothie

Pineapple loves this smoothie recipe. So does her mother and sister. I like it but I don't love it. Whether or not you like it is entirely up to your own tastes.

Ingredients

  • Lime juice from 1 to 2 medium-to-small-sized limes (or 1 large lime), depending on desired tartness level
  • 2 Pineapple Spears (cutting instructions below)
  • Optional: 1/4 pineapple core
  • 1/2 fully ripe avocado
  • Approximately 3 to 8 heaping tablespoons cane sugar, depending on desired sweetness level
  • Ice
  • Water
  • Optional: desired amount of unflavored protein/collagen powder
  • Optional: Spinach

Directions

  1. Add the cane sugar to the blender. I typically pour until the pile of sugar covers the top of the central post that holds the blade in the Blendtec. You can adjust this to your own preferred sweetness level.
  2. Add the avocadolime juice, and pineapple.
  3. Add/Prepare the protein/collagen powder
    1. If using a brand of protein/collagen powder that doesn't clump in cold water, add the protein/collagen powder to the mixture in the blender. (I prefer to use 2 or 3 scoops from this brand.)
    2. If using a brand of protein/collagen powder that does clump in water, mix the protein/collagen powder with about 16 oz. of (preferably cool or cold) water following the directions on the container and set the mixture aside. (I use 2 or 3 scoops from this powder.)
  4. Add about 500-750 milliliters of ice. (I add until the fluid level reaches the top of the Blendtec logo.) Add less ice if you want more potent flavor.
  5. Add a handful or two of spinach, if you want.
  6. Add water (or the mixture from step 3.2) until the fluid level is about an inch above the 1-liter mark.
  7. Set aside an additional glass/cup with cold water.
  8. Blend until smooth. (The Blendtec has a "smoothie" button for this.)
    1. Warning: If the blender starts to struggle or spin freely--meaning the blender is running but the smoothie mixture is not moving or is sluggish--immediately start adding water from step 6 until the smoothie mixture starts to flow again.
  9. Pour, serve, and enjoy!

Additional Notes

Cutting Pineapple

When getting pineapple, you should consider how big the pineapple is, how green it is, and whether or not it is canned. A canned pineapple will have a "tinny" flavor, and it seems to aggravate my immune system.

The greener the pineapple is the better. If the husk of the pineapple is yellow or orange then it may have started ferment or possibly rot. If the coloring of the pineapple stays in the yellow and orange range you are fine; it will likely add significant sweetness to the smoothie at this point. However, portions of the flesh start turning gray then the pineapple is rotting and should be thrown out; the flavor will not be good. For example, in the photo in step 4 below, notice the coloring of the flesh-side of the skin; this pineapple is bad and I threw it out the next day.

After purchasing a pineapple I try and carve it soon thereafter. I employ the following process so that I can minimize the work needed while still refrigerating the pineapple.
  1. I cut off the top and bottom of the pineapple and throw those pieces away.
  2. Looking at the top downward, I quarter the pineapple.
  3. I slice out the core from each quarter and put it in a separate container. The core adds some fiber but sometimes it doesn't blend perfectly.
  4. I take each quarter and slice it lengthwise into 3 spears or wedges
  5. I carve off the husk/skin and throw the husk/skin away
  6. Depending on the size of the pineapple I slice the spears in half so they will fit into a storage container.
  7. Put the storage containers in the fridge to slow the ripening process.
When I prepare the smoothie I just grab 2 spears (or 4 chunks if I followed step 6) and toss them in the blender.

Blender

I use a Blendtec blender, but a similar professional blender like a Vitamix will work. 

Lime Juice

When preparing the lime juice, I try to use the lime pulp as well. I slice the limes off-center 3 times so that I get 4 chunks of limes that I squeeze by hand directly into the blender.

Washing Hands

Before I work with food I wash my hands with soap and dry them using a paper towel. Any time I do something which might contaminate my hands--such as interacting with non-food-related items--I rewash my hands. I use paper towels because they are inexpensive and more sanitary than hand towels.

Ice and Water

The ideal ice-to-water ratio will result in a smoothie which has the consistency of yogurt or soft-serve ice cream. If you find the smoothie is too watery then either add more ice next time or cut back on the water added. When there is not enough water then the blender will start to spin freely as mentioned in step 7.1.

Avocado

The ripeness of the avocado matters. If the avocado is not ripe, then the smoothie will be clumpy, will start to separate, and the flavor will be unsatisfying. If the avocado is ripe, then the smoothie will be satisfyingly creamy and will stay uniform for a long time--at least a half-hour.

I've attempted to use avocado oil in place of the avocado, but that particular smoothie doesn't have the right texture and starts to separate immediately. I've also tried to substitute coconut oil, but that also separates immediately and tends to be clumpy.

Spinach

The spinach is mostly for color, fiber, and nutrients. If you add a lot of spinach the smoothie will start to taste like grass, but a little spinach will improve the nutrition of the smoothie without altering the flavor much.

Monday, July 30, 2018

Bakin' Bacon

Do you want perfect bacon every time you cook it? I love this recipe because it requires minimal work and results in a high degree of success. Instead of having to constantly watch the bacon you can "set it and forget it" and end up with perfect bacon.

For my particular oven, I cook my Costco bacon (low sodium) in 2 batches for 17 minutes apiece. But what works for you will probably be different, so be prepared to experiment. However, once you know the right duration you will be able to create perfect bacon any time you want it. Yum!

I started baking bacon this way long before I started my diet. I adapted this recipe from Justin Warner's, "The Laws of Cooking: And How to Break Them".

Requirements


  • Bacon
  • Cookie sheet
  • Silicone baking sheet or parchment paper (preferred for easy cleanup)
  • Baking rack (optional)
  • Plate
  • Paper towels

Instructions

  1. Preheat the oven to 400 degrees (350 or 300 for thick-cut bacon)
  2. While the oven is warming, line the cookie sheet with the baking sheet or parchment paper 
  3. If you have one, place the baking rack on top of the sheet/paper
  4. Lay the bacon in a single layer on the sheet/paper/rack
    1. You might cut the bacon in half
  5. Bake the bacon for your perfect duration
    1. While baking, line a plate with 2 layers of paper towels in preparation for later
  6. Remove the bacon from the oven
  7. Transfer the bacon from the cookie sheet to the paper towels
  8. Enjoy!
If you need to cook another batch of bacon then:
  1. Drain the liquid fat from the cookie sheet
    1. If you use the baking rack, you do not need to drain anything
  2. Repeat steps 3 through 7

Finding the Perfect Duration

To find the perfect duration for your particular oven and bacon,

  1. First bake for 15 minutes
  2. If the bacon isn't at the consistency you want, bake for 5 minutes and check again
  3. Continue to check on the bacon every 5 minutes until it is perfect
  4. Remember the total time it took to bake the bacon
  5. Next time (or in your second batch) repeat this timing check, but at 1-minute intervals around the duration you found for step 4.
  6. This final timing is your perfect duration

Notes

Preheating

It's important to let your oven finish preheating before putting the bacon in the oven. If you put the bacon in early then it will take longer for the oven to get to the desired temperature which means it takes longer to get to perfect bacon. In addition, if you make multiple batches then you will have a longer duration for the first batch than the second batch which means you need to remember 2 separate times and you have to remember which time goes with which situation.

Just learn a single perfect duration and make your life easier.

Thick Bacon

If the bacon is too thick you will find that it either blackens before thoroughly cooking, or that it doesn't seem to cook properly. In situations like this I recommend reducing the temperature (to 350 or 300, depending on what works for you). A lower temperature will mean it takes longer to cook, but the bacon will heat all the way through instead of just cooking the outside.

Single Layer

If you try and squeeze the entire pack of bacon onto the cookie sheet you will probably find that there is not enough space to fit the bacon into a single layer. You will also find that cramming the bacon will mean a longer cooking duration and inconsistent results--some of the bacon will cook quickly while other parts will stay uncooked for a long time.

For greater consistency and absolute bacon-y perfection, you should make sure the bacon is in a single layer and that there is some space between each strip. It might take more batches to cook all of the bacon but the results will be better.

Salt Levels

Following this recipe tends to concentrate the salt within the bacon. If you do not like that level of salt then I recommend using a low-sodium bacon.

Some bacon has inconsistent salt levels from batch to batch. You might get a bad batch which has little to no salt--in which case be prepared to salt the bacon after cooking.

Conventional Pork

I recommend employing pasture-raised pork, but finding such bacon can be difficult. So far, the closest I've found is bacon from pigs which are "allowed to root" meaning they live in pens with deep mulch that they can poke their noses into. Allowing a pig to root tells me nothing about the kind of food it ate (and thus the health of the pig). I have tried a few different brands of allowed-to-root bacon, but unfortunately I have not noticed the same big difference in flavor that I noticed with grass-finished beef

Consequently I still use conventional bacon I procure at Costco; it's inexpensive and tastes like bacon. The one big down-side for me is that an hour after eating I feel hungry again. I suspect this hunger is because the bacon is not as nutritious as my body would like.

If I can find a better brand of bacon I will let you know.

Monday, July 23, 2018

Fat is Good; Sugar is Evil

An extremely common modern misconception about food is that eating fat makes us fat. But the truth is: fat makes us thin, and sugar makes us fat. (There is a TL;DR at the end)

Dietary Recommendation History

The idea that fat is bad for us started after U.S. President Eisenhower suffered a heart attack and our nation was looking for an explanation for why he had the heart attack and how to avoid heart attacks.

Scientists quickly pointed out that such heart attacks were/are caused by a buildup of cholesterol within veins. However, no one knew for sure how the cholesterol built up within veins. Two theories were put forward. The first is that consuming a lot of sugar results in cholesterol buildup. The second theory was that consuming fat results in cholesterol buildup.

Scientists settled on the second theory and our society has been transforming itself accordingly ever since. It's an easy-to-understand theory and matches how we intuitively think our bodies work; eat fat and it instantly becomes a part of our bodies, permeating us through and through.

Because of our cultural expectation to reduce our fat intake and companies have been stripping fat out of foods to make them low-fat or non-fat. Removing fat often sacrifices flavor and because flavor predicts nutrients, stripping out fat means stripping out nutrients.

To compensate for the reduced flavor and to keep food appealing, companies often add sweeteners to their products, primarily sugar. That sugar might take the form of apple juice, grape juice, orange juice, or some other healthy-sounding ingredient, but it is sugar nonetheless.

Sugar is the true cause of cholesterol buildup, so substituting sugar for fat unwittingly compounds our national obesity problems.

Digestive Defenses

Our intestines are like our skin. The digestive tract is designed to keep unwanted or unneeded things out of our body. And by "body", in this case, I mean bloodstream. Once something enters the bloodstream it can travel anywhere in the body quickly and can start causing problems almost immediately. Having a strong protective barrier reduces the chances of something getting through.

Mostly this protection results in keeping bacteria out. The acid in our stomachs kills most bacteria which come along with food. To catch the bacteria which might survive the stomach, the intestines have a tight link with the immune system.

This protection also applies to keeping molecules which we cannot use outside of our bodies. Sometimes the intestines will neutralize molecules, sometimes it will transform molecules, and sometimes it will purge molecules (including violently).

On the flip side, the body needs nutrients in order to function. While the digestive tract is keeping bad molecules and bacteria out, it will allow good molecules into the body and will allow good bacteria to continue to live in the gut. Good bacteria will either transform larger or bad molecules into useful molecules, or will neutralize or absorb such molecules.

The intestines are lined with a tight-nit collection of cells which are the primary barrier protecting our bodies. Those cells will absorb molecules from within the intestines, transform the molecules if needed, and pass those transformed molecules through to the other side of the cell and into the bloodstream. When needed, those intestinal lining cells accelerate molecule absorption by loosening their barrier.

The body generates certain molecules which signal the intestinal lining to loosen. Normally those trigger molecules come from via the bloodstream. However, those trigger molecule can also come from external sources. External triggers can be good such as when we consume an NSAID-based pain killer. But external triggers can be bad when the trigger molecules enter our body unintentionally. For example, gluten is such a trigger for people who are either sensitive to gluten or have celiac disease; regular consumption of gluten causes a continual flood of unwanted molecules and bacteria which the body must continually fight. For people with an auto-immune disease, it appears that they are frequently (if not always) sensitive to gluten (although more formal scientific studies need to be performed).

But I digress. The real point is that the intestines are a barrier against unwanted bacteria and molecules and under normal conditions it has a significant amount of control over what molecules are allowed into the bloodstream. Some molecules which it doesn't have control over are those which trigger the intestines to loosen up.

Why Sugar Makes Us Fat

Most foods gathered in nature contain some sugar, and the levels of sugar are manageable by our bodies. We often consume food because we need energy, but it takes different amounts of time to extract the energy we need depending on the source of that energy: sugars, complex carbohydrates, fats, or proteins. Sugars are immediately usable but supply energy for about 20 minutes. Complex carbohydrates produce energy for about 2 hours after consuming them. Fats take about 2 hours to start getting energy from them and they can produce energy for roughly the next 2 hours. Finally, proteins take about 4 hours of processing before the body gets energy from them and they also supply energy for about the next two hours.

Our body absorbs sugar immediately because the body often needs some short-term energy. The energy supplied by an unprocessed food will be enough for the body before it starts getting energy from the consumed carbohydrates.

In modern times, however, humans can extract sugar, concentrate it, and add it to foods. That processing allows food to taste better but also supplies far more sugar than the body needs before the carbohydrates kick in. One of the signs of this oversupply is the so-called "sugar high" we might get, and the following "sugar crash" 30 minutes later.

So why do we get that high and the following crash? Let's look at how the body processes sugar.

Sugar is a molecule which the body readily absorbs into the bloodstream. Common table sugar (sucrose) is made up of 2 separate sugars in equal proportions: glucose and fructose. There are a lot of other sugars, but these are the two I will focus on here because they are the most common both naturally and within the standard American diet.



When we ingest sucrose our body immediately splits it into glucose and fructose. Then several separate proteins in the intestinal lining transport those molecules into the bloodstream.

The absorbed glucose is either consumed by other cells in our body or is transported via insulin into long-term fat storage. If our body detects too much glucose in the bloodstream then it will pump out a lot more insulin to push that glucose into fat cells.

Fructose, is typically absorbed by the liver and it must go through many long chemical processes to be converted into a more-usable structures.

But in short, it looks like glucose must be consumed immediately or driven into cells for later use while fructose sticks around attaching itself to other molecules.

The exact details of how sugar causes obesity are contested in the scientific community. Some studies of fructose have shown a correlation while others have shown no correlation, although the sources of the negative studies are somewhat suspect because they are funded by companies which are heavily invested in sugar as an ingedient.

By the way, carbohydrates (simple and complex, and especially starches) are really chains of sugars (this is a gross simplification, so pay attention to the general ideas here). Our bodies cannot immediately absorb these molecules so our bodies rely on bacteria in its gut to breakdown the carbohydrates into their component sugars. Then those sugars are absorbed into the body. Consequently, lots of carbohydrates will yield lots of sugars...just not as quickly as raw sugar.

Why Fat Makes Us Thin

Fat helps us get thin for a couple of reasons. Most importantly, fat is needed for us to feel satiated. Secondly, fat doesn't immediately cross the intestinal barrier into the bloodstream; the body can choose when to absorb it.

Satiety comes because our bodies feel like they have enough nutrients. Our body needs fats/oils so that cells can manufacture essential molecules (e.g. neurotransmitters). In addition, as mentioned earlier, fat allows our body to have longer-term energy. Because fat is a precursor to essential molecules and it can be used for energy, having enough fat in our food helps our body feel nutritionally satisfied.

When our body is nutritionally satisfied then it feels like its nutritional environment is safe, at which point it can start eliminating its fat reserves.

Bad Fats

Although fat can help us get thin, the kind of fat we consume is an important factor. Fats can also be bad when we consume them in the wrong proportions. There are several different fat categories: saturated, monounsaturated, and polyunsaturated.

Saturated fats have a longer shelf-life than the other categories of oil. They also tent to be solid at room temperature. Saturated fats are not necessarily bad, but should be consumed in moderate quantities.

Monounsaturated and polyunsaturated fats are considered unsaturated because there is room on the molecular chain to accept more hydrogen atoms. A single "kink" in the chain makes it monounsaturated. More than one "kink" makes it polyunsaturated.

Unsaturated fats have a shorter shelf life, are found more abundantly in nature, and are more usable by our bodies. Within the unsaturated fat category there are various sub-categories depending on where the "kink" is in the chain. In particular, the omega-3 and omega-6 variants are the most useful to our bodies because our natural cellular processes easily convert those two variants into other molecules.

We need omega-3 and omega-6 fats, but in a proportion of 1:1 or 1:2 whereas most Americans get a proportion of 1:10; an extreme disproportion. In particular, although omega-6 fats are necessary, they activate inflammatory pathways within our bodies, which is why their proportion should be kept low.

To get the right fat ratios, the recommendation is to get those fats from more natural sources (eat that fat from your steak!). In particular you should eat lots more fish; although you should avoid tilapia. Personally, since I learned how to cook salmon sous vide I get plenty of fish in my diet.

References

These points about fat and sugar have been reiterated to me from several places. The following books are great references for learning more:
I have not read the "Eat Fat, Get Thin" book, but based on the book's summary it appears to align with my understanding here.

A good movie which explains how sugar is processed by our body and causes weight gain is That Sugar Film.

TL;DR

The reason that fat makes us thin is that our body has control over how much it absorbs; It can control when to convert the fat into more useful molecules as well as when to break the fat down into fuel. On the other hand, sugar makes us fat because the body has trouble controlling how much sugar it absorbs; it will absorb sugars into the bloodstream pretty easily and must either burn it immediately or push the sugars into our fat cells for storage.